What's that? Look! That over there! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh shit, it's syphilis_jane.
syphilis_jane is a sweet girl. But when she gets pissed off, look out! Because she becomes a one-woman pissed-off-edness machine.
Strengths: Sweet, sometimes. Cynical. Needs to have things in her mouth.
Weaknesses: She has a LJ, clearly she's completely ego-centric. Cynical. Needs to have things in her mouth.
Special Skills: Can speak Esperanto. Can deep-throat twizzlers. Can, and will, fetishize anything.
Weapons: Esperanto shyuriken! The Belt of the Procrastinatrix! The Finger-Shield of the Mooninites! Her Favorite Teddy-Bear!
Origin: syphilis_jane sprang forth from the head of the Procrastinatrix. She was nursed on coffee and cigs until she was ready to face the evil ones. Even Nabeshin could no longer help her. Why was she watching Excel Saga?!